Virgin Life Sentence

You are a frustrated virgin who has been charged with a crime you didn’t commit. I know you didn’t do it but don’t care and I want someone to pin this on. I offer to let you lose your virginity to me in exchange for a confession. After I record the confession I laugh in your face and tell you I’d never have sex with you and rub in how you’ve ruined the rest of your life and you’ll never have sex.