Your Disappointing But Funny Little Cock

You should have warned me you have such a tiny cock. You thought it was your lucky day. We’d gone back to my bedroom together and I was really horny. I started taking my clothes off. You took down your pants. Then the disappointment hit. What the fuck? You weren’t acting like you had a tiny cock. You should have warned me! You’re deluded if you think I’d bother having sex with that.