Useless Worthless Dick

Your pathetic excuse for a dick is useless and worthless. There is no point in even trying to have sex with a woman when your dick is that disappointing. Any human man or woman would laugh at what is in between your legs. There is no woman out there that wants a man with a little tiny teeny penis. If you have ever heard, “it’s not how big it is but it’s how he can work it” then let me stop you right there. THAT IS A LIE! It does matter what size your dick is to woman. It matters a lot.