Sweaty Stinky Foot, Sock, and Shoe Worship

I just got back from the gym, and I ran two miles today. My feet are extra stinky and sweaty today, and I have decided that you are going to taste My disgusting foot sweat and thank Me for the opportunity. You are first going to lick My nasty gym shoes clean. Then, I am going to untie them and take them off, allowing you to smell My wet and stinky gym socks. Maybe one of you foot freaks could convince Me to send you My nasty gym socks. I just remembered... these are the same socks I wore to the gym yesterday too! So they are extra sweaty and disgusting for you today. Finally, I am going to take off My socks and allow you to clean My sweaty and disgusting feet with your tongue like a good boy. You will thank Me for this opportunity.