Jerk All Summer

If you can complete this daunting task, your addiction to Princess Rea will be solidified forever. Your friends no longer exist, your hobbies tossed to the side. Draw the curtains closed for three whole months, and allow yourself to be bräinwashed by porn. Of course, you'll be fantasizing about me and all the things hot girls do all summer - but it's more erotic if I spell out all the dirty details to you.